Breaking The Code...

Can anyone break this code which I'd just created?

IoercnIooeesiensfaIrlmshmlt*lvEiaddhphifnadaestuyisiao.

Itz a sentence and the * is just a little hint...

I believe anyone is able to solve this. Have fun!


Take care.

Veel plezier.



Christine.

Yet Another Funny Joke.

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day?

I came across this joke at some forum...pretty funny.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Just a Funny Joke : )

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up andcuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him"Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last! night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Traditional Western Wedding

I was talking about weddings with Eric. He told me that traditionally weddings, the bride must have these things for good luck...

- You must have something blue
- You must have something borrowed
- You must have something new
- You must have something old

This goes for the bride...so it doesn't mean that if your guy wore blue means it is a 'tick' no...it is for the bride and not for the groom.

Thatz all...


Take care.

Veel plezier.


Christine.

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY TO THE ZWAMA TWINS!

The Jewel in the Desert by David King

A thousand miles hence, amid a pit of sand,
A fantastic Jewel lies, deep into no-mans land,
At dawn, its faces reflect the morning’s glory,
At dusk it shines, like gems out of stories,
Many dare to travel and seek it,
And whilst many fail, some go on, bit by bit,
It is the desert heart, deep inside the sandy tomb,
The final test for all seekers, a twisty catacomb,
But determination and confidence lead without fail,
And this, my friends, is where I begin my tale.

Ten of us set off, all happy and jolly,
Some did it for fun, no true reason in mind, oh what folly,
Others did it as a challenge, given by others,
Oh if only they’d known, had read more than the covers,
Of us, two had pure and right reasons,
And so, working together, we lasted through the seasons,
We neared our goal; the end was in sight,
But here we broke down; we ended up in a fight,
Who would be the one to claim the Jewel we had found?
And so who would be well renowned?

We split up, each going on alone,
Each happy to brave the unknown,
Two days hence I found him lying,
His skin bright red, he was dying,
I sat with him, distraught at just how far we’d split,
I buried him that night, when, with stars the night was lit,
I carried on alone, my friends’ death a burden,
Memories of happy days sat in a garden,
Became my motivation, this I would not fail in,
He watched over me, the travel his only sin.

And this, my friend is where my tale shall end,
And our weary way we must wend,
Oh, what’s that, you want the ending of the race,
Well, you see my friend, there’s no prize for second place,
All the torment that I suffered, the pain I endured,
Were all for nought, the news I heard,
The day I sat with my friend as he slipped away,
Gave another a lead of half a day,
However, I wouldn’t change it for the world, never,
For, to me, Friendship is the greatest thing ever.